About Us

Becuzwecan chronicles the 100% unexaggerated ups and downs of a group of childhood friends and siblings, now roommates in college, as they struggle to pay rent, find time for gaming, and reconcile their boyhood fantasy world with actual reality.

Cody

Colors: Black/Red with some Blue
Picks: Fox, Marth, Protoss, DPS

Comes from a long line of suspicious Italians. Vaguely indestructible nature which he pushes to its limits, and which the others exploit on a regular basis by making him "go in first."

Likes: WoW, Monster Energy, St. Cuthbert.
Dislikes: Sleep, stuff Zac says, the Vortex.

Zac​

Colors: Blue/Green with some Red
Picks: Falco, Peach, Zerg, DPS

Cody's older brother. PhD student by day, evil wizard by night. Obsessed with the problem of the "broken" genre of tabletop roleplaying, and runs DnD games with an overabundance of mindflayers and beholders.

Likes: Linguistics, ancient tomes, waterbending.
Dislikes: Josh's Starcraft builds, sweets, things Cody does.

Teddy

Colors: Red/Black
Picks: Samus, Falco, Zerg, Tank

Though not actually Italian, somehow still an irreplaceable part of Zac and Cody's suspicious Italian family. Constantly involved in promoting and managing Business and Business-Related Things. Possibly secretly Optimus Prime.

Likes: Beer, liberty, justice, and political debates.
Dislikes: The government, Josh's nonsense, and the fact that Hearthstone doesn't use Magic's "the Stack."

Austin​

Colors: Green, with Blue/White
Picks: Jigglypuff, Random, Support

Met Zac, Cody, and Teddy at some point in the distant past that no one remembers. The quiet Zen center of the group, Austin lives in constant denial that he's a actually a Spike.

Likes: Liberty, Secret Tech, and excessively meticulous solutions to problems.
Dislikes: Making a fuss, conventional solutions, being compared to his brother.

Josh

Colors: White, with Black/Red
Picks: Sheik, Samus, Terran, DPS

Austin's older brother. A techy and a code-monkey, Josh is full of a responsible, straight-forward disposition...except for all the times when he becomes a cantankerous villain of all that is good.

Likes: Utterly destroying his opponents in games, straightforward solutions to problems, and mead.
Dislikes: Austin's solutions to problems, Zac's inclusions for the cube draft, and bitter beers.

The House

Peppe, the suspicious Italian uncle of Zac, Cody, and probably Teddy, willed the house over to them in the event of his death, which they found out the day he "died."

A friend, enemy, and shelter to the team and their allies, the house comprises several stories of cluttered rooms, ancient artifacts, maleficent forces, and holy relics. The house somehow runs on Windows XP, a situation that none of the boys really understand but which they apparently didn't notice was not normal.

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Part-time roommate and longtime friend, Bryson is a man of simple needs: Steampunk RPGs, ramen, and stout beer.

Andrew, not to be confused with Andrew, has various occupations. Among them are being a PhD student, the bishop of Lyon, and 24/7 newscaster.

Scott has been playing DotA and other brawlers since the Elder Days, but his real passion is the Falcon Punch...and Control Warrior.

Matt has powers. What these are, we don't really know, but he was the winner of the First Annual Death-on-the-Hill Competition. Don't ask.

Andrew, first of mortals, brought the Cube Draft down from the heavens for the rest of us. Now he spends his days thinking of decklists.

Cousin of the Zac, Cody, and probably Teddy, Jeremy has vast computer science powers...which he uses mostly for watching anime.