Name: Cody

Colors: Red/Black

Alignment: Chaotic Yes

Possesses a vaguely indestructable nature.

Enjoys killing and eating neighborhood animals, playing WoW for 10-hour periods, taxing his body beyond normal human limits, and living only on crackers and Monster Energy drinks.

Dislikes sunlight, any form of physical work, Zac, and other people talking.

Name: Zac

Colors: Blue/Black/Green

Alignment: Slightly Evil

Brother of Cody. Majoring in the meaning of life with a minor in every language.

Enjoys running DnD games with low survivability, cube drafting, and getting sleep sometimes.

Dislikes players who try to munchkin, people who don't know Latin, Cody, and being confused.

Name: Teddy

Colors: Black/Red

Alignment: Chaotic Win

Related to Zac and Cody by mysterious ways.

Enjoys swording slackers, yielding for no one, winning at Monopoly, good beer, bad beer, and winning.

Dislikes slackers, quitters, and failures, yielding, people who mind being punched in the face with a mug, and hangovers.

Name: Austin

Colors: Green/Blue/White

Alignment: Neutral Chill

Met Teddy, Cody, and Zac in high school.

Enjoys Corduroy, croquet, eating food, teaching things to play Magic, and liberty.

Dislikes being hungry, patch day, cursed artifacts, being confused, and making a fuss.

Name: Josh

Colors: White/Red/Black

Alignment: Lawful Win

Brother of Austin.

Enjoys Starcraft, winning, winning at Starcraft, cube drafting, antagonizing, metamagic feats, punching, and making excel sheets.

Dislikes the Wii-mote, being cursed, lag, decks Zac builds, and ambiguity.